Dreams.

In the late 80s I lived with my old band---everyone worked days but I worked overnights---I used to come home and fall asleep on the couch most of the time.  Everyone told me that I'd get up periodically during the day (when someone was off) and check to make sure the basement door was locked, then go back to sleep!  I had no recolllection of ever doing this.  Guess I was a "closet" sleepwalker.

Haha! My sister says I talk in my sleep a lot. Things like, "Yuck", "Gross!", "Creepy", "It was visual" & like, yelling and singing.

That sounds like exactly the kind of thing I'd do, Nick...

Dreams sound like such fun...  I can't remember one dream I've ever had.  Maybe it's medical.

I constantly dream I am falling and then literally fall out of my bead. It's almost a nightly occurance! Other times I'll have drempt I dropped something then actually get up, turn the light on and bengin to look for it in my sheets; for some reason it's usually an open safety pin.

I had a KY dream last night where I went to see them. After the show I went home and realized I didn't get them to sign the new album! I was pissed, to say the least. The end.

I had a dream last night that Baby Jeff was on Twitter and before going to bed I said goodnight to Rachel and Chrissy and he got jealous and started writing really passive aggressive Tweets toward me untill I devoted a Tweet just to him.

Last night I dreamt that I was hanging out with Morrissey.  He asked me to get him an enchilada, Hold the meat.

The other night I dreamt KY was playing a show in a huge arena. They were chit-chatting, then burst into Depression Contest and the whole arena went wild & loved it.

Last night I had a dream that I had a test tube baby. The baby fell ill and my father refused to give me advice because it was unnatureal (or something like that). Then out of nowhere came Kristeen who helped me take the temperture (which had to be done by putting electrodes on the eyes...) and told me what to do. And then she told me about how happy she was that she finally had a high definition clip on Youtube.

Last night I had a dream where I was going to see KRISTEENYOUNG play in a church. I was meeting KyKeeper Amy there, and I found her in a pew with a little girl, about 5 years old. The place was pretty full. I squeezed in next to Amy, and the little girl kept getting all up in my grill and was smushing me into the isle. Kristeen started singing a song in German, but she didn't know the words very well. She was singing away from the mic and I asked Amy why she was singing that way. Amy told me it was because it was a hard song for Kristeen to sing because the notes were pretty low. Then a troop of little kids came up to Kristeen and she bent over her keyboard to hear them. The kids asked if they could play a Mates of State song, and KY agreed! So they played the Mates song, but I don't remember which one. All the little kids sang and loved it. The end.

Last night I dreamt KY was singing at the Michael Jackson memorial!!!!! It was so weird! I didn't even watch it on TV, but I dreamt this. She was wearing a Grecian looking outfit. Kind of like the Domine Fimus outfit, but with a shorter skirt. Then there were fireworks, and one of the fireworks was in the shape of (I'm not even kidding here) Lady GaGa's head! I was like, "Wow, she looks awful here too!"

Was it in the shape of a ga(ga)rgoyle? 

Gagargoyle has been reading our forum (see same dress on first page of this thread)

Haha! Oh my god, that's too weird.

Yes, it is!  But now I feel kind of eh about posting a picture of Butterface on KY's forum.  Sorry everyone, I will refrain henceforth. 

Wait a minute, seriously, that's not photoshopped?!

Oh, OK, I sourced it. Man, I seriously thought you photoshopped that in as a joke.

But I guess it makes sense; I recently saw a photo of her in the Animal skirt from the same collection:

http://parsimonystyle.blogspot.com/2009/04/muppets-take-paris.html

So it's a thing.

However: by discussing all this on someone else's forum, aren't we perpetuating the idea of her fame and importance and giving her what she wants? I know I've done this, too, but I was irritated as hell (to any M0rrissey fans here) when Lady G quoting "Unlovable" on Twitter made the *front page* on Moz-Solo recently, and I'm now starting to think that the very, very, very best thing we can do, if we really don't like the woman, is ignore her. Yes, she's a huge star who keeps (arguably) dipping into my own various pools to maintain the appearance of underground cred upon which her stardom depends; at the same time, as the Minus 5 once memorably put it, "in ninety-nine years, we'll be dirt and worms"; on our deathbeds, we will regret the time we spent critiquing Lady G's appearance, but we will not regret the many times we've listened to "P.E. 9.14."

Unless, say, we listened to it while breaking up with someone we later realized was our one true love, or getting into a terrible car accident. But that's not causal.